Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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