Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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