i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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