I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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