dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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