she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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