i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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