Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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