it hurts more in the daytime
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
