I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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