Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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