ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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