I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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