i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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