Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I FOUND THE LEGS
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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