Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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