if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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