I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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