I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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