Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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