would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
