I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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