i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have fence marks all over my body
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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