Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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