Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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