Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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