Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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