carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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