I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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