whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Never underestimate the power of titties
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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