just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
