He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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