you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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