How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels