I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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