He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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