I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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