Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's just like the Real World with babies
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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