Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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