Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
