I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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