And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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