i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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