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(650): View more from California

I love my bros weed

(650): View more from California

Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(604): View more from British Columbia

fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this

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(224): View more from Illinois

so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson

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(503): View more from Oregon

I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.

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