ADVERTISEMENT

• (818): View more from California

  Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it

  Fav 3 1118 649

  share tweet
  

• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

  Fav 7 2880 1015

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.

  Fav 16 4671 1101

  share tweet
  

• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

  Fav 36 1361 4754

  share tweet
  
• 

  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (516): View more from New York

  Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

  Fav 48 953 5543

  share tweet
  

• (314): View more from Missouri

  Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

  Fav 20 8954 1496

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (360): View more from Washington

  if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked

  Fav 24 5597 2389

  share tweet
  

• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325

  Fav 26 1168 2734

  share tweet
  

• (563): View more from Iowa

  i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.

  Fav 9 927 1184

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (540): View more from Virginia

  Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.

  Fav 2 1777 722

  share tweet
  

• (719): View more from Colorado

  Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

  Fav 24 823 4388

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+32): View more from Belgium

  You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...

  Fav 2 1278 623

  share tweet
  

• (616): View more from Michigan

  I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.

  Fav 6 761 463

  share tweet
  

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"

  Fav 2 283 213

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (571): View more from Virginia

  Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

  Fav 1 31 10

  share tweet
  

Randomize