I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.