Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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