Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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