So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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