Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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