why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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