Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
