Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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