I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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