your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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