so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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