I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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