went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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